Things I really really want right now
1. A teeny tiny dishwasher (via Ashley) They probably hold maybe 4 plates and possibly a cup, but I don't care. They're really fucking cute. Like small puppy cute.
2. Speaking of puppies, I want to rent one for a day. Is there a place you can do that? I don't want the responsibility of a dog, just the fun stuff that comes with it. I would take it to the park then to the Dogiwash. Because let's be honest, I don't even really want to play with it. I just want to put it on the conveyer belt and watch it go. I mean, it has a Mascot (Stuey, pictured above) for crying out loud.
3. Money. So that I can gamble hardcore in Vegas this weekend rather than being relegated to nickel slots. Gotta bet big to win big. Also regarding me and Vegas (or is it Vegas and I?), my friend Dom gave me 2 free tickets to see Weezer/Red Hot Chili Peppers on Saturday. I'm going b/c they're free, not because I really want to hear Rivers Cuomo sing "We are all on drugs" or "Beverly Hills." Rivers, if that's really want to be, then move there. You're rich, I'm sure you can afford a place. I wonder if Anthony Kiedes will wear a kilt, or did he stop doing that in the early 90's?
4. A lover I don't have to love.
5. Candy. Lots of candy. And a lifetime membership in the National Confectioners Association.
I'm taking donations for any of the above.
R.
2 Comments:
I wouldn't go to that doggie wash. It looks like the chemicals made that dog cross-eyed.
The Dogwash is amusing as hell...you could probably just go watch other people send their dogs through it. My roommate puts her Rottweiler in there and it's a frikkin' riot. The dog is oh-so-confused. And last time I saw RHCP, Anthony was sporting neither a kilt nor a sock. Muy disappointing. But he did go shirtless for most of the concert...so I guess that's something. :) Have fun!!
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